The Conservative Cocktail
I’ve been meaning to write about this Weekly Standard piece entitled “The Cocktail Renaissance” for quite a while. Unfortunately, I don’t have anything clever to say about it other than it is most excellent and is highly deserving of your attention.
Oh, and there’s this quote:
An Old-Fashioned is a sugar cube wetted down with two to three large dashes of Angostura bitters and crushed until no trace of the crystals remains. Add some water–not much, the amount depends on the quality of your brown–two ounces of excellent rye whiskey (or bourbon, of course), and three cubes of ice. Stir and let it sit for a moment while you slice a nice stripe of lemon peel–all peel, none of the white pith–to squeeze over. (You’ll see the slick of citrus oil as you raise the glass for your first sip.) It’s perfection incarnate. Yet if you order one in that random bar, the likelihood is that you’ll be brought something involving simple syrup, club soda, maraschino cherries, orange slices, too much ice, and good god knows what else.
Right. Although, I might add as the contrarian that maraschino cherry juice (but never an actually maraschino cherry) is a good addition to a well-made Old-Fashioned. While your mileage may vary, I’ve found that using just a smidgen—no more than a thimble full—in place of some of an Old-Fashioned’s sugar does remarkable things. The cherry adds a bit of a floral nose to the drink and offers some complexity to what would otherwise be the flavor of raw sugar. Finally, I second the criticism of the average Old-Fashioned produced in a random bar: I’ve had Old-Fashioneds in the past spoiled by clueless bartenders who’ve used brandy instead of bourbon, and tonic water(!) instead of club soda. Frightening, I know.
Okay, now go on and enjoy—it’s a brilliant piece.
I’m currently en route to Vancouver BC on one of my famously long road trips. Last December I did a long haul and drove from Minnesota to Seattle in a rather harrowing drive (which included 26.5 hours of continuous driving, three snowstorms and one avalanche); this time I’m taking things a little slower so I have time to take in the West—it’s awfully hard to appreciate the scenery in the absence of sunlight and sleep.